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Let me know if you think I'm doing it wrong! Also, let me know if you'd ever like to plot with me, or if you'd ever like to discuss canon with me/ask me why I play Cloud the way I do. Thank you!

[All of this is said with a tone of voice flatter than Florida and drier than the Sahara.]

If anyone has any birthday parties coming up, I'm for hire. As a clown.


I want to bring joy to children's faces across the globe.

...who all was in Sigmund's group?


[Locked to Denzel//70% Unhackable]

Do me a favor Denzel, no midnight snowmen for a while, all right?


[Locked to Tifa, Vincent and Cid//75% Unhackable]

Have either of you found any materia in the shops at all?

[Filtered from Tifa, Zack, Aerith, Cid and Denzel]

This...Christmas thing. You give presents during it, right? When?


[[Action]]

[Cloud is outside in the snow and he's leading Tammy the chocobo over to the snowy meadows by a set of reigns. Time to tame this wild horse, courtesy of the Chocobo Whisperer. AKA "Mama."]

Like it or not, we're going to have to find places to put all these people until...whatever's going on is sorted out.

There's the barracks, plus anyone with open space in their house that doesn't mind volunteering. We're going to need to think about food and blankets and clothes, too. Damn.

Zack, Aerith. I need to talk to you two. Tog-

[Pause.]


...actually. Separately. Zack, I'll come to your room and then go to yours, Aerith. If that's okay.

...thanks, Leto.


[Cloud is outside in the falling snow doing squats in the front yard of House 50. ...he actually has a decent reason for this.]

Anybody I talk to- be right back, going to the mountains.

...be right back in a day, I mean. Maybe not that long. I dunno yet.


[Anyone walking through town may see Cloud either heading into the random item bazaar or lugging a snowboard up towards the mountain range.]

[The recording begins in the middle of a sentence.] -offee pot and I can't even use it. I hate those assholes.

[A beat.]


...anyway.

[There's another pause and the creak of the shifting ropes of a hammock.] You know, maybe we should all take a second to remember the people we've met here that've gone home. I mean...they don't just...disappear. Stop existing.

Besides...we might never see them again.


... [A sigh.] I guess that's too depressing. Whatever.


Oh. About that "wanted list." Are we only sticking definite Luceti killers on there? 'Cause if that's the case, I guess it just got one name longer.

I know Mark started this, but that was...forever ago. I think we need to pick it back up, given the circumstances.

EVERYONE.

We need to have a Dangerous Persons list or something, so we can all be informed. We can't jail anyone or go around randomly slaughtering each other, but at the very least we can be aware so when someone gets murdered we don't have fifty people asking what the hell just happened.

If you have an enemy here, please tell me about them. I'll list the ones I know are here now.


Sephiroth - An enemy from my world, Gaia. He hasn't proven to be a danger so far, but that could change at any moment. He's over six feet tall, with long silver hair, green eyes and carries a long katana.

Jenova - Another enemy from my world; a shape shifter, but her normal form is close to a woman with blue skin, pink eyes and silver hair. She eats Planets and can control individuals with her cells. This includes Sephiroth, Kadaj, Yazoo and myself. Also, anyone who had Geostigma here might have some of her cells floating around in their bodies; if you hear any white noise or like a murmur in your head, that might be her (although at the moment she's quiet, don't know why).

Kefka - I don't know much about him; looks like a clown, should be considered dangerous. More info would be nice.


If we can't have a police force or something, we should at least have a blacklist. Any information would be helpful. ...Also, if anyone who's really great at locking could come show me how to do it better, I'd appreciate it.



...on a sidenote, Makoto? Haruki referred me to you.

...has anybody seen Yuffie? And...has Nina gone home?


...Anyway.

Uh, for those of you who worked at Seventh Heaven and still want to...I was gonna take if over. If anybody was interested and all.

I need somebody to cook though. I can't cook worth a damn. Another bartender would be good since I'm not very good at that yet, either. I can make...easy stuff.

What else... ...Stella, are we still training or what?


[Locked to FF!Aerith//65% Unhackable]

Aerith, I wanna talk to you.


[Locked to Kadaj//70% Unhackable]

...have you talked to Yazoo about this yet?

I never want to be a mother ever again.

[Someone is sound asleep; the journal clicks on to record breathing and muted mumbles. After a bit there's a rustle of bedsheets, the soft padding of footfalls and after a moment of silence, Stella's sweet, charming voice sounds over the journals with a loud-]

What the fuck is going on?!

Tifa's gone home. Sorry to her friends here.


Filtered to KH!Cloud/50% Unhackable]

[A muffled attempt to start a sentence, and then he just forgets it and there's a dull sound as he switches to Private instead.]


[Private/50% Unhackable]

Can't even give us a minute to say goodbye, can you.

[A long pause and then -hesitantly-]


...roll call.